Customer: (an older guy; speaking to my boss) Who is he? (points at me)
Me: Hey.
Boss: That's not a "he," that's a "she." (laughs)
Me: (shrugs)
Customer: No. That's a boy.
Boss: No, that's a girl. Her name is Lauren.
Me: I get that a lot. I don't mind.
Customer: You're a boy.
Me: Okay.
Boss: (shrugs)